IT was very bad enough when this woman tokoloshe (chidhoma) took his vi-rginity and had s e x with him every night, said the poor man.

But when he got married, the jealous creature of the night wouldn’t share him. The 42-year-old Soweto man claimed the evil thing disabled his 4-5 and ruined his s e x life!

He said that years of poking the invisible tokoloshe left him unable to keep a real woman.

“With them his manhood just won’t stand up!

“The only time I enjoy s e x is when I make love to the tokoloshe. I take less than a minute to reach my bedroom goal. But real women end up hrny and frustrated,” he said.

That’s how he lost two wives and many girlfriends.

“My first wife left me, saying I didn’t give her enough love in the bedroom.

“My other wife dumped me for the same reason.”

Twerking Tokoloshe

“I’ve had over 15 girlfriends in two years who left me after our first meeting. After disappointing them in bed I never hear from them again.”

The frustrated man said the tokoloshe’s s e x visits began in 2009.

“It would come into my room and twerk. After seducing me with her moves, she gave me great BL0W J0BS before enjoying long, nice sessions.”

He said he tried many vuka-vuka remedies and visited the Men’s Clinic, but nothing helped. Sangomas, prophets and traditional healers said his invisible lover had disabled his 4-5.

“I meet many beautiful women every day, but I can’t please them,” he said.

“Daily Sun spoke to some of the women who dumped him. One said: “I left him after I found out his weakness.” Another said no woman could be happy with his disappointing manhood.

Traditional healer Mahlinzi Dlamini said the man is cursed. Someone took his underwear so he can’t succeed, but a strong sangoma can save him.

The man also said he’s been hit three times by cars, in Cape Town in 1992 and in Soweto in 1994 and 2010.